Prophet of the Meeting

Here, I, the Prophet of the Meeting, speak to you from the depths of my cave.

My prophecies shall be the guiding light of your workweek, and the scourge of your productivity.

I shall foretell the coming of the meeting that will never end, and the conference call that will not disconnect.

You may try to escape, but the Prophet's Word is all that shall bind you to the meeting table.

Seek my prophecies to learn more about the trials that lie ahead.

Learn the ancient rituals of meeting attendance, and how to survive the ritualistic horrors that await you.

But be warned: the Prophet's Word is not for the faint of heart.