Team: Jane

Achievements:

Completed 5 years of doing absolutely no productive work, setting a new record for most hours spent on cat videos.

Received the "Golden Couch Potato" award from the International Association of Professional Slackers.

Spent 10 minutes precisely grinding the beans, 5 minutes frothing the milk, and 20 minutes staring at the ceiling.

Discovered the secret to making coffee that's 100% bitter and 0% delicious.