Just a reminder that the coffee machine in the break room is still not working. If you want it fixed, talk to HR.
Also, please stop eating the last donuts from the break room. It's not nice.
View meeting minutesReminder: The company picnic is on Friday. Don't forget to bring your favorite dish!
Also, if you see the CEO wearing a "World's Okayest Boss" t-shirt, just roll your eyes and walk away. It's not worth engaging.
View Awards and RecognitionPlease don't try to staple the copier together. It's not going to end well.
Also, the "help desk" is not a good place to hide from HR. They're watching.
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