It was a dark and stormy night. The kind that made the moon look like a ripe orange slice in the sky. Our heroes, a group of highly skilled top-looters, had been planning this heist for months. Months! They had their eyes on a priceless artifact: the Golden Sarcasm, a statue of pure, unadulterated snark.
Learn more about the planning phase, including diagrams and blueprints.
They infiltrated the heavily guarded Museum of Unimpressive Art, avoiding security cameras and pesky janitorial staff with ease. Their plan was to swap the Golden Sarcasm with a convincing replica, created by the world's greatest forger, The Phantom Tagger.
But, as it often does, the unexpected happened. As they made the switch, they triggered a security system, setting off a chain reaction of alarms and sprinkler systems.
It was a close call, but our heroes managed to escape with their lives...and the Golden Sarcasm. They made their getaway, leaving behind a trail of confused museum staff and a few bemused onlookers.
The aftermath of the heist, including security footage analysis and interviews with key players.
Stay tuned for more entries in the Top-Looters series!