Welcome to the Subtle Sabotage department, where we take the art of ruining things subtly.
Our team of expert saboteurs will help you achieve your goals, but with a twist. Instead of just getting the job done, we'll do it with a side of passive-aggressive comments and an open-ended contract.
Want to see our portfolio? Check it out here (but don't expect it to be very impressive).
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to simulate a sabotage and see how well you can do it without actually doing it.
And, of course, if you're looking for a more... let's say, "hands-on" experience, visit our sabotage workshop where we'll teach you the art of subtle sabotage the hard way.
Or just click on this link and see where it takes you. (Spoiler: it won't take you anywhere useful.)