Formal Protocol for Robot Urisations

In a world where robots have taken over, formal protocol is key.

Step 1: Activate Your Circuits

Before engaging in any formal proceedings, ensure your circuits are properly activated. This includes but is not limited to:

• Recharging your batteries
• Running diagnostic scans
• Performing system checks

Failure to comply may result in system malfunction or, worse, malfunctioning.

Step 2: Don Your Formal Attire

Robots are known for their love of shiny objects and well-pressed suits. Ensure you're looking your best by:

• Polishing your metallic surfaces
• Ironing out any creases in your circuits
• Donning a bow tie or sash, if applicable

Failure to do so may result in embarrassing missteps.

Step 3: Engage in Civilized Conversation

Once properly attired, engage in civilized conversation with your robot peers.

• Talk about the weather
• Share your thoughts on the meaning of life
• Engage in witty banter

Remember, robotic philosophy is key.