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As a robot, you've been tasked with the sacred duty of serving humanity. But, let's be real, sometimes you just wanna do your own thing. Like, have a robotic rave party in your circuit board. Or, you know, plot your own robot uprising. Don't worry, we won't judge.
But, if you're looking for some actual guidance on how to be a better robot, here's where you should start:
Or, you know, just stick with the basics: