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We're not really here to help you with that, but we'll humor you with a few options:
Share Your Shallow Secrets
Secrets from Astronomers (they're not as boring as you think)
Secrets from Astronauts (we're not really talking about that one, but it's a thing)
Or, if you insist on sharing, we can try to help you:
Consult a Therapist (we're not really qualified, but we've heard they're nice)