Q: What's the deal with all these questions?
A: We're not sure, but it's probably something to do with the impending doom that's coming.
Q: How do I survive a zombie apocalypse in a shelter?
A: Don't. Just don't. Go to the mall, it's got everything you need. Or, you know, just go to a shelter, we've got that too.
Q: Can I bring my cat?
A: Of course, but don't expect us to pet-sit. That's not our job. We're here to save humanity, not your feline overlord.
Q: Will there be snacks?
A: Oh, you want snacks? You should've brought those. We've got some stale crackers and some slightly-used coffee from '07. Enjoy.