Maximum Security Bunker Bingo - Rules

Article 1: Mandatory Sanity Checks

Before entering the Maximum Security Bunker, all visitors must undergo a series of rigorous sanity checks to ensure they are not secretly a spy or robot. These checks include:

• Mandatory eye exam to detect any hidden camera implants
• Psychological evaluation to gauge your capacity for existential dread
• Physical fitness test to measure your ability to survive a week-long supply of canned tuna

Failure to pass any of these tests will result in immediate ejection from the premises. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Article 2: Bunker Etiquette

Once inside the Maximum Security Bunker, all visitors are expected to adhere to a strict code of conduct:

• Respect the bunker's AI overlord, "Mother 9000"
• Never touch the "Do Not Touch" signs, no matter how tempting
• Keep your voice down when whispering into the intercom