In the event of a Code Red, please proceed to the nearest panic room. Do not attempt to engage the enemy, as they are highly trained in the art of ninjutsu.
For a Code Green, please evacuate the area immediately. Repeat, DO NOT JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW.
For a Code Yellow, please report to the nearest hazmat response team for further instruction.
For a Code Blue, please call the on-call doctor for immediate medical attention.
For a Code Black, please remain calm and await further instructions from our highly trained team of experts.