Maximum Security Panic Room

Warning: This room has been designed to induce maximum paranoia. Please do not attempt to leave without first checking your emergency exit routes and backup plan.

Upon entering, you will be greeted by our friendly security team, who will be happy to assist you in locating the nearest exit, assuming they don't suspect you of being a spy.

Features:

• State-of-the-art panic room design
• Complimentary supply of canned goods and a first-aid kit
• Regularly scheduled drills and emergency preparedness seminars

Don't forget to fill out your Panic Button Registration Form before departing.