Sheltered Souls: The Institution for the Mildly to Severely Unhinged

Located in the heart of the city, we offer a range of services to help you transition from mildly to severely unbalanced life choices. Our expert staff of shrinks, therapists, and slightly-less-expert staff members will provide you with the tools to navigate the choppy waters of adulthood.

Some of our services include:

• Intensive Couching Therapy - Because sometimes all you need is someone to listen to you whine for 8 hours a day.
• Soliloquy Sessions - We'll help you work through those deep, dark thoughts, but not too deep, because, you know, we're not paid for that.
• Arts and Crafts - A safe space for you to express yourself creatively, like that time you made a nice paper mache vase, but it broke.