Monday, 2-3pm: The Shift of Despair

Monday's Suffering Schedule

Welcome to the most thrilling hour of the week. You're not really sure why, but you've been assigned to work during this shift, and now you're stuck here with us.

• Meetings: The never-ending cycle of existential dread
• Coffee Machine Malfunctions: Because, of course, the coffee is the lifeblood of your sanity
• The Lurking Fears of Leftover Conundrums