Today's Schedule
9:00 - 9:05
Arrive, Stare at Wall
9:05 - 9:20
Briefing by the Powers That Be
9:20 - 10:00
Mandatory Meditation Session
10:00 - 11:30
Actual Work Begins
11:30 - 12:00
Snack Break (Free Pizza!)
12:00 - 1:00
Lunch Break (You're On Your Own, Good Luck)
1:00 - 5:00
Actual Work Resumes (Yay)