We're thrilled to announce that our latest experiment in operational chaos is live! Shift 5 Operations is a behemoth of bureaucratic inefficiency, where every decision is a coin toss and every meeting is a hostage situation.
Our team of experts (read: intern from 2018 who still uses a flip phone) is hard at work, trying to figure out why the coffee machine isn't dispensing enough creamer. Stay tuned for updates on the status of our existential crisis!
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