We've reached the point where our doomsday device's cat-astrophic malfunction hasประก our entire operation in jeopardy.
We're talking world-ending stakes here. Please, for the love of all that is sane, help us get the cat out of the microwave.
Side effects of inaction may include:
- The cat getting zapped into oblivion.
- The end of human civilization as we know it.
- Our accountant calling us "irresponsible" and docking our paychecks.