Phase 6: Desperate Plea for Help

We're on the minimalist, avant-garde, totally-not prophets-of-doom path to world domination. Sort of.

Please, someone, help us! Our doomsday device is stuck, and we can't get the cat out of the microwave.

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We've reached the point where our doomsday device's cat-astrophic malfunction hasประก our entire operation in jeopardy.

We're talking world-ending stakes here. Please, for the love of all that is sane, help us get the cat out of the microwave.

Side effects of inaction may include: