Phase 8 Bailout Protocol

The Phase 8 Bailout Protocol is a highly experimental and utterly useless procedure for resolving the most pressing existential crises of the modern age.

It involves a series of increasingly absurd steps, including but not limited to:

• Reorganizing the contents of your sock drawer by color
• Eating a whole jar of mayonnaise while contemplating the meaning of life
• Playing a game of 'spot the cat' with a friend while blindfolded

For a more in-depth look at the protocol, please see our subprotocol page.

Disclaimer: The Phase 8 Bailout Protocol has not been proven to be effective in any way, shape, or form. Use at your own risk!

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Phase 8 Bailout Protocol v1.0.0
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