Benefits of Joining the Shifters Union
Because who needs a pension plan when you can shift into a comfy couch?
Because who needs a pension plan when you can shift into a comfy couch?
Get coverage for all your shape-shifting needs, from cat to elephant and back again.
Learn MoreBecause who needs a designated parking lot when you can shift into a car?
Read the Fine PrintGet a daily dose of nachos, pizza, and other snacks to fuel your shifting needs.
See the Snack ScheduleJoin the Shifters Union today and start shifting your way to better benefits!
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