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Where the socks are so unique, they'll make you question your life choices

Socks of existential dread

Socks of Existential Dread

These socks will haunt you for eternity. ($19.99)

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Giant, fluffy socks of doom

Giant, Fluffy Socks of Doom

Because regular socks just won't fit anymore.

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Time-Traveling Socks Prophets

Warning: these socks may cause paradoxes. ($49.99)

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