Welcome, young whippersnapper, to the most basic of tutorials on the most ancient of technologies!
Using nothing but 8-bit code, you'll learn to create the next 8-bit Game That's Never Gonna Win in no time!
Learn the delicate dance of floppy disk handling, from the gentle art of ejecting a disk to the thrill of wrestling it back in!
Get ready for a pixelated nightmare of 240 pixels per inch. Learn to code your way through the most basic of graphics, using only 4 colors and a prayer.
Or, if you dare, click for an added level of suffering.
Stay tuned for more retro tech lessons, including but not limited to: 8-bit assembly language, the art of cassette tape recording, and the thrill of dial-up internet!
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try for an added level of challenge!