Terms of Service (or is it?)

Disclaimer: We're not actually lawyers, but we're pretty sure we're close.

We promise not to make you click on too many ads for our 'friends' who sell cat food and used car parts.

By using our site, you agree to not do the following:

Don't steal our code. It's not like we're going to pay you for it or anything.
Don't send us hate mail. We're just trying to be funny here.
Don't try to use our site for nefarious purposes. We have lawyers for that. (Just kidding, we don't have lawyers.)

Our Guarantee

We promise to make it as painful as humanly possible for you to read our Terms of Service.

Our goal is to make you wonder why you're still here and how you got this far.

We'll try to keep it short, sweet, and to the point... but let's be real, we're not making any promises.

See our FAQ for more information.