Welcome to Absurdist Accessories

Where functionality meets absurdity.

Overly Confrontational Hats

For when you want to make a statement, but also be really, really annoying.

Anti-Fashion Clothing

Wear our clothes to deliberately look like you just rolled out of bed.

Absurdist Sneakers

Tread the path of the illogical, the impractical, and the completely nonsensical.