Cookie as a Weapon

A cookie can be a powerful tool in the right situation, but only when wielded correctly.

Our cookie-armed warriors have taken down foes with their trusty cookie.

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Our Cookie as a Weapon Story

It all started when we discovered that a cookie can knock a person unconscious.

From there, we knew we had a winner.

Q: How many cookies do I need to take down a person?

A: It depends on the size of the cookie and the size of the target.