Antique Socks: Because You Never Know When You'll Need a Timeless Toe-Warmer

Welcome to the most epic collection of antique socks the world has ever seen! We've got:

Socks with holes that will give you a sense of freedom, Socks with more holes than you can count, and Socks that are older than you are!

Each pair comes with a certificate of authenticity, signed by a real, live historian of socks!

Price: 500$ per pair. Worth it.