Welcome to the Cart of Discontent!

Here's what we have for sale today:

Socks: Because who needs pants, really? Overpriced Toiletries Used Toilet Brushes: Gently used, not really Antiquated Souvenirs: Because you can never have too much of a good thing, right?

Our Special Offerings:

We have a special deal on a single, slightly-dented, used toaster for the low, low price of $50.99! Don't miss out! Read the toaster's story