Discounted Unicorn Horns
Because your garden is missing that special something, we have discounted unicorn horn replicas, complete with 100% real magic, for only 50% of the regular price!
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We have a limited supply of invisible paintings. You'll love them! Guaranteed not to see them, unless you look really closely. That'll be 75% off!
See for yourself (not)Discounted Existential Crisis Kits
Are you tired of living? Do you want to be a better, more anxious version of yourself? We have the solution for you! Our kits come with a free side of crippling self-doubt.
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