Welcome to Corgi Blackmail Store

We're a corgi with a secret: we're actually the ones pulling the strings around here

Our expert corgis have been trained in the art of blackmail, extortion, and general mischief.

Learn more about our methods

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Our Blackmail Brochure (PDF, 10mb)

We also have an online store where you can buy our favorite blackmail-themed merchandise.

Our Current Blackmail Campaigns:

Your Boss is Wearing Fuzzy Slippers

Your Cat is Plotting Against You

Your Mom Watched a Porn Video

Our Expert Corgis:

Meet our expert corgi team:

Mortimer the Corgi

Roger the Corgi

Bertrand the Corgi