Welcome to the School of Epistemology

Where the Art of Knowing is Learned

Are you tired of living in a world of uncertainty? Do you yearn for the comfort of absolute truth? Look no further! Our expert faculty of esteemed scholars will guide you through the treacherous waters of epistemology, ensuring you'll never again be left wondering.

Our Courses:

• What is Truth, Anyway?
• Justifying One's Own Ignorance
• Arguments for the Inefficiency of Reality
• Philosophy for the Philosophically Disinclined

Our Faculty:

Meet our team of world-renowned experts, each with their own unique area of specialization:

• Guru of the Obvious
• Skeptic of the Self-Evident
• Absurdist of the Inconsequential

Our Methods:

We use a proprietary blend of ancient and modern techniques to ensure you'll never again be left wondering:

• Intensive questioning
• Extensive navel-gazing
• Unconventional thinking
• Unapologetic certainty