This is the last place you want to be. Literally. You're lost in our wash of despair.
We're not sure how you got here, but we're not really concerned. You'll probably just get tangled up in the spin cycle and forget your whole identity.
But wait, it gets worse! Our washers have been known to eat socks. Yes, you read that right. Socks are not just a missing item, but a distant memory.
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