Lattecynicism - The Online Shop of Overpriced, Underwhelming Goods

Welcome to Lattecynicism, where the only thing more plentiful than overpriced items is our disdain for you.

Our Featured Products

• Toothless Toaster 3000 - Only $50,000!
• Socks of Despair - Only $500 a pair!
• Underwhelming Umbrella - Keeps you dry, but not that dry.

Special Offers

We're offering a limited time discount on our already overpriced items! Buy now and get 10% off the price of our most expensive item, the Toothless Toaster 3000!