Return Policy: Because We're Nice (ish)

We're not saying you're a terrible shopper, but...

Or, if you just wanna chat with our returns team, click here.

This page is a parody of a return policy page, with a dash of humor and absurdity. The form asks the user to select the reason for their return, which can be one of three humorous options, and to provide a description of the issue. The "chat with us" link is a subpage that doesn't actually exist, but is included for comedic effect.