Neon Store: Your Source for the Brightest, Most Obnoxious Flashlights

USB Flashlights

For when you want to light up your life with a blast of neon energy!

Our USB flashlights are not just any flashlights. They're not even just flashlights. They're Neon flashlights.

Each one is handcrafted with love and a dash of radioactive material. You'll be the coolest cat on the block with one of these babies!

Get the Super-Size model for an extra-bright experience!

Features

• High-contrast color scheme to save your eyes from the horrors of the dark
• Thick black borders to frame your vision
• Brighten up your life with our patented "Neon-O-Matic" technology
• Comes with a complimentary bottle of "Neon-Go" energy drink

Reviews

"I bought this for my kid and they're now the most popular kid on the playground!" - John D.

"I used it to find my way out of a zombie apocalypse. It was a game-changer!" - Bob S.

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