Welcome to the Bane of the Retail Industry's New Products Page!

Our Socks are Made of the Fiercest Fuzz

These aren't just any socks, they're made of the finest imported Fuzz from the depths of the Amazonian Jungle. You'll never want to wear them again!

Our Underpants are Made of the Fleecest Unseen

Not for the faint of heart, our underpants are crafted with the finest imported Fleece. They're so comfy, you'll never want to take them off!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Unknown Products section for the truly bewildering experience.

Or, if you're feeling really bold, check out Abandoned Projects for the thrill of the unloved and unlovely.