Our Absurdest Creations

Welcome to the most absurd shop on the internet!

We specialize in creating products that are so ridiculously impractical, you'll wonder why you needed them in the first place.

Check out our latest creations:

Robot Socks Underwater Toilet Training Inflatable Unicorn Horns

Robot Socks

These socks are like normal socks, but with robot designs!

Perfect for those who want to blend in with their robotic overlords.

Mega-Tron Socks | Robtic Furry Socks

Underwater Toilet Training

Because who needs toilet training when you can train your toilet to swim?

Includes a free "Don't Flush" sticker!

Underwater Flush | Mermaid Toilet Training

Inflatable Unicorn Horns

Because who needs actual horns when you can have an inflatable one?

Perfect for parties, cosplay, or just because.

Mermaid Horn | Robo-Horn

Mega-Tron Socks

Because Mega-Tron is the answer to all of life's questions.

Perfect for those who want to level up their sock game.

Features a built-in calculator and a "BEEP BOOP" alarm!

Robtic Furry Socks

Because who needs fur when you can have circuitry?

Perfect for those who want to blend in with their robotic overlords.

Features a built-in fur simulator!

Underwater Flush

Because who needs gravity when you can have... wait, just use the toilet.

Includes a free "Don't Scream" sticker!

Mermaid Toilet Training

Because who needs training when you can have a tail?

Features a built-in "Squeegee" tool!

Mermahorn

Because who needs magic when you can have sparkles?

Perfect for mermaids who want to level up their sparkle game!

Robo-Horn

Because who needs magic when you can have circuitry?

Perfect for robots who want to level up their sparkle game!