Welcome to the Overly Complex Toilets
A Toilet for the Discerning Adventurer
Are you tired of the usual, boring toilet experience? Do you want to feel like a true pioneer in modern convenience? Look no further than the Overly Complex Toilets, where the thrill of flushing is matched only by the awe-inspiring complexity of the design.
Technical Specifications:
• 17 different flush modes, including the coveted "Tsunami" mode
• Dual flushing system, because who needs a single flush?
• Self-cleaning seats, because who has time for that?
• A built-in, state-of-the-art, scent-emitting device, because your nose will thank you
Pricing:
$5000, plus tax, plus shipping, plus a small additional fee for the "I'm a pioneer" certificate
Warranty:
One free replacement seat, good for one year, or until you get tired of it