Safety Features of Overly-Complex Toilets

Welcome to the Overly-Complex Toilets, where innovation meets porcelain.

Self-Cleaning Mode

Because who needs human intervention? Our toilets can scrub themselves clean with our patented "Auto-Squirt" technology.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. In case of a clog, just press the panic button and let the toilet take care of it.

We monitor your every move, so you can stay safe and comfortable on the throne.

And many more features, including but not limited to: