Overly-Complex Toilet 1: A Study in Unnecessary Features

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Use. Seriously, Don't.

This toilet is a marvel of engineering, featuring a staggering 17 buttons, 32 settings, and 4 different flush modes. It's like trying to fly a plane while simultaneously operating a nuclear reactor.

• Flush Mode: Normal, Soft, or Extreme ( Warning: Extreme mode may cause unexpected consequences)
• Temperature Control: Set to your liking, from -100 to 100 degrees Celsius
• Water Pressure: Adjust from 0.5 to 10 Bar
• Bidet Mode: For that extra-special occasion
• Self-Cleaning Cycle: Because who needs a toilet brush?
• Heated Seat: Because cold seats are so last season
• Massaging Jets: For that ultimate relaxation experience

But wait, there's more! Visit our Extra Features page for even more bewildering options.

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