Consultations

Welcome to the Overpriced Coffee Mugs Consultations page!

Consultant Rates

Basic Consultation: $100/hour
Advanced Consultation: $500/hour
Expert-level Consultation: $1,000/hour (includes a free overpriced coffee mug)

Consult with us today and receive expert advice on how to make your overpriced coffee mug collection more overpriced!

Learn more about our consultants. View our consultation fee schedule.

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Consultant Bio

Dr. Emily J. Bottomless is a renowned expert in the field of overpriced coffee mugs. She has spent years studying the art of making coffee mugs more overpriced.

Consultation Fees

Our fees are as follows:

Basic Consultation: $100/hour
Advanced Consultation: $500/hour
Expert-level Consultation: $1,000/hour (includes a free overpriced coffee mug)

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Don't forget to order your complimentary overpriced coffee mug while you're here!