Widget-2: The Most Overpriced Item in Our Entire Catalog

A $500 widget with only 2 features: it's a widget, and it's on a stick.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive spending on frivolous items
• Loss of all dignity and self-respect
• Uncontrollable urge to purchase more widgets

Buy one today and receive a free sticker that says "I'm a sucker"!

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Why is it so expensive?