Welcome to the Paradoxical Toiletries - Space Soap, where the laws of soap and the laws of physics no longer apply.
Our Space Soap is made with the finest ingredients from the planet Zorgon-6, where the soap is as slippery as a space-time continuum and as tough on dirt as a black hole.
Try it out and experience the thrill of soap that's out of this world! Make your own adventure with our Space Soap!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Quantum Bubble Bath Bombs for an experience that's truly cosmically cleansing.