Our Paradoxical Warranty is a bold statement of uncertainty. We're so sure it's not going to work, but it might. Or maybe it will, but only in a confusing way. Or perhaps it won't, but that's okay, because we're not really sure what we're doing here.
Side effects may include, but not limited to:
Not responsible for any damages, injuries, or lost productivity.
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