Price Gouging 101

Welcome to the art of price gouging! Where we teach you how to rip off your customers with style.

Lesson 1: The Classic Double

Double the price of an item, double the profit! But don't forget to triple the sneer on your customer's face.

Continue to Lesson 2: The Triple Threat

Lesson 2: The Triple Threat

Triple the price of an item, quadruple the profit! And don't worry if it looks like you're just plain greedy, that's just part of the charm.

Continue to Lesson 3: The Quadruple Whammy
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