Warning: Do not attempt to wear Quantum Socks, as they may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby socks, unpredictable shifts in the space-time continuum, and/or existential dread.
Our socks are crafted with the finest, most unpredictable materials known to science. They will change color, shape, and size at random, making it impossible to predict when you'll have to throw them away due to sheer, existential terror.
Consult a Sock Surgeon before attempting to navigate the Quantum Sock Universe.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, attempt to sleep with the Socks and risk succumbing to the infinite, existential dread of Quantum Sock-induced Insanity.