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Asteroid Blues

Welcome to the most boring place in the galaxy.

Asteroid 1: The Void

A desolate, featureless rock in space. Nothing happens here.

Go to Asteroid 2: The Slightly Less Void

Asteroid 2: The Slightly Less Void

A slightly more interesting rock in space. A faint hum of boredom emanates from its surface.

Go to Asteroid 3: The Almost-Not-So-Void or Asteroid 4: The Kinda-Not-Void

Asteroid 3: The Almost-Not-So-Void

A rock with a hint of character. A faint glimmer of excitement. But not really.

Asteroid 4: The Kinda-Not-Void

A small, fluffy cloud of dust has formed on its surface. It's... different.

Go to Asteroid 5: The Almost-Not-So-Not-So-Void

Asteroid 5: The Almost-Not-So-Not-So-Void

A small, fluffy cloud of dust has formed into a sentient being. It's... alive? Maybe?