Sock-It-Up: The Sock-Societal Merchandise Co.

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly ridiculous collection of sock-related paraphernalia this side of the Mississippi!

• Sock-Phones: Because who needs a regular phone when you can have a sock with a built-in receiver?
• Sock-O-Grams: Send a message with a sock, because love is a many-splendored thing
• Sock-Umentaries: Documentaries about the most interesting socks in the world
• Sock-tory of Socks: The definitive history of socks, as told in a series of slightly-related, completely-ridiculous anecdotes