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UltraVista 4000
Our most popular laser umbrella, featuring an impressive 4000 RPM laser beam. Perfect for those who want to dry off after a shower without getting wet.
Zoomer 5000
Our top-of-the-line laser umbrella, with an unprecedented 5000 RPM laser beam. Ideal for those who want to defy the laws of physics and dry off instantly.
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Buy One, Get One 50% Off!
For a limited time only, buy one laser umbrella and get another of equal or lesser value for 50% off. Limited to 5 items per customer, per lifetime. Don't miss out!