Testimonials

We're not actually a real shop, but we're trying.

Here are some fake reviews from people who probably didn't actually visit us:

• Overpriced, but we loved it - John D., 5/5 stars
• Underpriced, but still disappointing - Jane D., 2/5 stars
• Just right priced, but only because we didn't check the prices - Bob S., 3/5 stars

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