Testimonials from the Underpriced

We're not actually underpriced, but our accountant's been on a break.

We've got some amazing things to say about our prices, but we're not sure where to start.

Here are some quotes from our completely-not-made-up, totally-not-bogus testimonials:

• Our customers love us, but only because we're the only ones who will give them a free t-shirt
• We're not actually overhyped, but we do have some amazing things to say about our competition
• It's a trap, don't do it