Therapy Sessions

Welcome to the most expensive, least helpful therapy sessions in the land!

Session 1: "The Futility of Existence"

Where we spend an hour discussing the meaninglessness of life, and how everything is just a pointless exercise in futility.

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Session 2: "The Agony of Relationships"

Where we delve into the intricacies of human connection, and how everyone is secretly just pretending to be interested.

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